Tuesday, April 3, 2012

24 Hours of Going Everywhere, Definitely Somewhere… but Actually Nowhere

Well, any account wouldn’t be any good without a really epic adventure plugged in somewhere.  Of course any epic adventure would be a sham without a good potentially life threatening miscalculation/oversight.  
So here is the first of hopefully many really epic “mistakes” to grace the pages of this blog.  
Enjoy!


Wednesday, the 22nd of February:


The way out of Beaufort Inlet, the clearly visible building is where we started, dubbed "The Hotel"


Antonio and I set out early to attack the headwind on the way South-  after our very dull (wind-wise) introduction to the ICW the day before, we were anxious to make some real headway, and Antonio was especially anxious to see what it was like out on “the big blue”.  Having sailed on the ocean before, I was slightly better prepared for the uncertainty it could offer, but I was keen to make some headway too.  It was probably this irrational urge to tackle something big and scary that led to our undoing, like so many before us no doubt.
We made it out of the Beaufort Inlet with some difficulty, tacking in and out of the wind to save the engine, and then proceeded about ten miles off the coast.  We would need to travel south-west towards Wilmington, but we had to tack east to keep from running back into the land.  It’s the painful part of traveling into the wind; spending too much time heading away from the destination, and far too little time cruising triumphantly towards it.


Putting distance between us and land...
This is the Chinook on its way back, we didn't get a shot of it directly overhead and loud


On the way out we got to see some really fun stuff, starting with dolphins (sorry, they are really tricky to get on camera).  We got buzzed by a Chinook on patrol a few times, by buzzed I mean we could read the lettering on the pilot’s sunglasses (the first indication that the military was paying some attention to us).



Meanwhile we had plenty of time to speculate what this mysterious ship was all about:


It was moving in and out on the main channel the entire time we headed away from land, and theories ranged from 'it’s training day' to 'the pilot anxiously needed to pee'






Finally far enough offshore we made our first big tack to the South, to the future.  The day went well as we alternated control of the vessel, meanwhile the other did stuff like confirm our position, make tea, and stare off into the unending horizon.  I suppose that is the one constantly impressive thing about being on the ocean when you’ve been enveloped by land forever leading up to the departure.  It’s easily recalled and imagined for anyone who’s been to the beach, but when it’s in front of your face as well as behind your ears, for hours, you really come to appreciate it.

Land is to starboard (right side of boat) not that you can much see it...




...moving on from postulating what is most impressive about the ocean… (everything is impressive).

So we made our way for most of the day, without much incident, and with plenty of documentation.
The nature of the trip changed when night started to fall, and we started making decisions based on how far we’d come and what we had left to go- namely, “Whaddayah think about this restricted area up ahead?”…  (refer to map at bottom of post)

We approached Bogue Inlet with the idea we’d stop and anchor for the night and resume our journey the next morning.  I had access to the weather forecast, and while it didn’t look too terrible rain-wise, the wind was getting heavier and we’d been moving all day.  I was not thrilled about what would have been an all-nighter into the wind to get to Wilmington (although Antonio was more for that idea) if we could stop and rest after what had already been a big day.  In referencing the charts it was difficult to get a read on how to enter the inlet.  Unlike Beaufort inlet, Bogue was narrow, shallow, and didn’t seem to have any good markers.

We got closer to take a good look, only to see a beach (with car headlights on it), and no apparent inlet at all…  This is more or less what it looked like on the GPS:

Looks like water to me...



…but all we could see was one massive beach with rather large crashing waves.  No inlet.

We were getting closer though, involuntarily riding waves crashing towards the beach.  I decided now was a time to use what little engine time we had at our disposal and gunned it back out to deeper waters.  
With the light fading fast and no way of telling where the "inlet" part of Bogue Inlet really was, we decided we had no choice but to skip the overnight rest area and keep moving towards Wilmington.  To do so, we would have to put a lot of distance between us and the coast, because we would need to get around the massive “Restricted Area”.

It became more and more obvious as we approached the restricted area that it was no joke, it was lit by a huge flare constantly, and from miles away we could see the “fence” of beacons that outlined its edge- on top of that there were muffled booming noises coming from that general direction.  All of that combined with the information about submerged explosives/mines that we got from our chart and it was clear that we shouldn’t mess with the military. 
Just about then, as we were getting used to the idea of a very uncomfortable night of wind, waves, and avoiding the military, we noticed the Coast Guard approaching us from the direction of the inlet.
They had seen us from the coast and assumed we were in trouble; I didn’t have the VHF radio on, so we didn’t hear them trying to hail us either.  Oops, my bad…

Anyway, after a lifetime of reassuring the circling coast guard patrol (and myself) that we were OK and weren’t in need of formal assistance the wind had only gotten stronger, and the swells were getting pretty rough.  While I wasn’t too worried about the structural state of the hull, seeing the steel rigging snapping between noodle-loose and too-tight got me nervous and we pulled in the sails to keep from demasting the boat…
Normally, the captain would cut the motor on… which we couldn’t do.  So we found ourselves looking at a stronger wind, that was blowing the wrong way, a motor we couldn’t count on, and sails that might break the camel’s back.  The nausea was bad enough when the weather was nice, and the nausea was bad enough riding crashing waves, the nausea was really bad with the Coast Guard patrol circling the boat taking down all our information… but none of it was as nauseating as floating along without any forward propulsion or method of directing the boat into the waves… that were still getting bigger.  We were adrift in mounting storm conditions.  Inside, the cabin was already strewn with every imaginable item that was totally useless at the time.  Nothing was left on the shelves, and the floor was invisible under all my personal belongings piled knee high.  Things were only getting worse.  Something had to be done.

Although it might not have been hopeless to head into the wind and try and get around the restricted area I decided it would be safer to turn the wind direction to our advantage and let it blow us back to where we came from, where we belonged at that time.  I pulled the headsail out just enough to give me some drive, with the headsail rolled out less than a third the wind was plenty strong enough to use that to point us back towards Beaufort.  So that’s what we did, for hours we backtracked with a handkerchief in the dark.

The swells were still massive, but they were pretty regular which helped because unlike movies would lead you to believe, they are almost impossible to see silhouetted against the stars:



A fabricated image(yes it's supposed to be dark) to give you the impression of what the waves look like at night... this particular one is right next to the boat

The big violent ones don’t look like it, while the most harmless ones can look scarier than the rest.  So continuing to get bashed around I looked for anything to take my mind off the danger, cold, and nausea. 

I stumbled across a game I dubbed “Seabird Slalom” after hearing an uncharacteristic “thud” and laughing at the incredibly surprised and awkward escape of a sleeping seabird- my first “roadkill” (it flew away just fine).  It still boggles my mind to some degree how I was able to run into a bird with my slow moving banged up boat…  Keep in mind that the boat was making a lot of noise in that wind, with ropes smacking the mast a few times a second, the rigging snapping to and fro in the gusts, and the waves slapping the hull.

If you’re at all afraid of the dark I don’t recommend the experience.  The sleeping seabirds a few feet away, were no more defined than a plastic jug...

This was definitely the darkest chapter in the Big Venture thus far, without a trustworthy engine and rigging that was not inspiring confidence, I was still looking at the prospect of re-entering Beaufort Inlet in wind-storm conditions.  
Apparently, I wasn’t the only one concerned with our immediate future.  Antonio told me later that during one of his shifts a spotlight on shore tracked us for miles.

… and miles and miles and miles of this.  I suppose I should thank ADHD that in the intense attention that must be paid in a situation like this I found a sense of… boredom?  
Which isn’t the right word for it of course, but when your nerves have been frayed for that long without anything really terrible actually happening, you just get sort of sick of it- it becomes monotonous...
...a sense that got forcefully refreshed with dread as I started seeing the beacons in the distance marking the channel we would need follow to enter Beaufort Inlet.  
The inlet meant we were close to a place we could put in for the night, a place we could sleep, a place we could get off the boat and kiss the ground.  But it also meant a harrowing journey through the unpredictable inlet that was difficult enough to get out of earlier that day when we were freshly awake and oh yeah, when we could see…

It got really nerve racking when we made the turn into the main channel leading to the inlet, the wind was coming at more of an angle now, and so were the waves.  The currents around inlets are unpredictable always, and in these storm conditions in the dark I was having to quadruple check our position and verify and re-verify where the markers were- this must have gotten really annoying for Antonio, but he did a great job reassuring me again and again with the chart, the GPS and the spotlight we were using to read markers…  Meanwhile the waves were getting more violent and frothy seeming, or was it because we were at a less submissive angle than we had been all night?

Soon we were riding crashing waves that seemed to put Bernoulli on the same scale as a surfboard.  I was terrified that one of these crashing waves was going to “drop” the boat on a sandbank, breaking its back and starting the sinking process.  I figured it was due time alert the Coast Guard of our situation.
Antonio had his doubts about bringing the authorities into the picture, but I figured that is what they are there for, and that their services yield the most benefit for those that make the call earlier rather than too late…

Antonio made the call on the VHF asking for an escort- Since my VHF radio is inside the cabin Antonio was having to relay their questions and answers to me in the cockpit.  Meanwhile, I even more distractedly continued into the gauntlet, I mean inlet, still without engine power -gnashing my teeth the whole time.

Unfortunately the Coast Guard only arrived after we had made it through the treacherous mouth of the inlet and were back in protected waters.  First thing they asked as they approached was if we were carrying any weapons- I immediately thought of my machete… next question was where it was located on the boat… I immediately thought of the knee deep swamp of personal belongings...  
They asked question after question about where this and that, I simply kept answering “Probably on the floor?”

In the end they did escort us the remaining few thousand feet to a slip just up the way from where we started the previous morning.  
The time was about 5:30am when the Coast Guard left us with a ticket for having expired flares… 
I don’t regret calling them, because we were probably lucky we didn’t need their assistance in the end, and had we slightly less luck on our side they might have been fishing us out of the water.
We were utterly exhausted, I’ve probably only been that psychologically strained a small handful of times in my whole life, and after grappling with the rudder all day and night and having been so utterly consumed by stress over survival for such a long time, it was a rather unreal experience peeling off the wet clothes and literally picking up the pieces of my shattered life off the floor.  But we were safe, as hard as it was to convince myself it was over.


The next day when we awoke safe and sound... pheew!

The sheet from the chart book we used that day AFTER being repaired with masking tape and hung out to dry...


The path we took on that day of adventure, with the Marines' restricted area on the left

Thursday, March 8, 2012

The Icy Dub Ya



Let me take this opportunity to expound on the merits, or demerits of the Intracoastal Waterway.  Fondly referred to as "the ditch" by those familiar with braving its waters, the ICW is narrow, shallow, vaguely signposted, and busy.  It is a marvel of human engineering, costs an exorbitant amount of money to build and maintain, and is a gross tribute to American consumerism... God bless it.  In many ways you could think of it as a 3rd world highway, here in America, made for possibly the strangest and oldest vehicles on the planet.

Like these::



So now that you've seen what we were up against, I'll return to the tale:

Antonio and I set out from Oriental riding the wind that was in our face the day before, and it took us maybe half an hour to cross a distance that had previously taken hours.  Then, as quick as entering an inlet- our wind was gone, blocked by the stupid trees and marshes that line the banks of the ICW.  Now keep in mind, that most people run their engines constantly to overcome these circumstances, which wasn't an option for us since our engine lasted about five minutes before suddenly and inexplicably shutting off.  We couldn't afford to be without the engine when we needed it most, so we had to rely on the minute amount of wind and the current to S.L.O.W.L.Y. move us along, thus saving the engine for when we needed to avoid a giraffe, or something else unexpected.


This put Morgan (comfortably) to sleep leaving only wine to comfort we humans... while we watched a lot of this go by:



At least until we got here:


Drum roll... the very first bridge Bernoulli ever went under (captained my me at least)...
At which point, so excited by the presence of something, we went a little camera crazy...













And those are just the ones I bothered to include here...




It's true, we were bored, you'll notice in the photos the utterly limp sails, clinging to the boat like shedding skin (gross, sorry).

But things were about to get more interesting, although the wind didn't.  The ICW opened up as we approached Morehead City a big state port.  We witnessed a champagne sipping couple who had just gotten their boat in the water after a year of being "on the hard", which is a ceremonious feeling I can associate with.  Of course their engine was working, so maybe I can't associate that well.  We got to see our first dolphin (which are incredibly hard to photograph by the way).  Historic buildings, or what was left of them:


Then the glory of glories to a bored yacht crew... really, really big fucking boats, oh and some more bridges we got to go under...






Yeah, I know this one runs off the page, but it really was that big...



There's even a photograph of genuinely looking around instead of the silly farce of earlier (and PJ pants):




Then we pulled into a marina to a rather beautiful cloudy sunset, I took Morgan for a desperate walk, where I showed my own crude canine nature on the beach (if you know what I mean) and we were all very relieved...


We took a nice walk to check out what was around, and found this:

 and then trespassed a little.



The Way to the Orient. al




Finally Underway!
Antonio and I set out from New Bern, and right out of the gate got a taste of what I'd be getting myself into a lot in the following weeks- a sandbank.  We hit bottom 2-3 times just getting to the main channel outside Duck Creek Marina.  Then we were greeted by fantastic winds that blew from the West pushing us out towards Oriental NC.

For such a wide body of water the actual "channel" seemed only inches wide- I have since learned how crucial a "depth sounder" is on the Intracoastal Waterway, which for you non-boaters is basically a sonar device that gauges depth immediately in front of the boat, which is yet another piece of equipment I don't have.


The state of my nerves aside for a moment, we were having a great time.  Here are two photos to prove it, which one of us looks more like a sailor?  Neither?  My thoughts as well.


This was the first day of referencing our charts to make sure we were in the sliver of water that was deep enough for the boat, which I have since discovered is deeper than most people need.  A 5' draft is pretty unheard of for this length boat, which really means two things (or more...), She is meant for deep water cruising, and She will not tip over when similar boats will.  I don't really know if either of those things are true, but I can tell you that I have to get somewhat special treatment when pulling into marinas for the night.  I get stuck out in the deepest spots, which are always furthest from the amenities like bathrooms and WiFi, making it seem like I'm some kind of "untouchable" class of boat meant to be kept at arms length... maybe I'm reading into it too much.


After a LOT of chart checking and cross referencing with the GPS phone we finally made the turn towards Oriental, which put us into the wind that we had enjoyed being pushed by earlier, and for an excruciating two hours we limped ever so slowly into the marina in Oriental.  Also, the engine quit on us suddenly almost as soon as we left New Bern, and was only turning on for about five minutes at a time before dying again.  This would prove to be a big problem in the coming days (and posts)

After walking to the nearest gas station and filling up our hobo gas tank we made our way back to the boat and feasted on pasta and (probably) poptarts in the dark (cuz we couldn't get electricity).  

So I finish on a view of Oriental from the slip (note all the masts, a testament to how popular sailing is in Oriental vs the rest of America):




Wednesday, February 29, 2012

First Things First



Colleen drove all the way from Buford, Georgia to Charlotte, NC to help me get the boat on Chuck’s Truck for its journey to Duck Creek Marina near the coast, which it would have to take without me.  She also very graciously volunteered to drive me and the dog to meet the boat when it got there.  She arrived early on the 14th at Antonio’s house where I had been staying while the boat was “on-the-hard”.  We drove to Lake Norman so I could snap a photo of the loading and settle my bill with Tim of All-Season’s Marina.  Spending more than I had originally planned on there, the first evidence of what would become the financial debacle peeked out.  Then we spent the day running around town taking care of the last few things I needed a car for in Charlotte.



Chuck the Shipper at Lake Norman

This was our trip to New Bern in Colleen's (borrowed) car


After a nice night of hanging out at Antonio’s and throwing back a few beers, we woke up really early on the 15th and made our way halfway across the state to meet the boat in New Bern.  Turns out it was actually across the bridge from New Bern, an unremarkable town unremarkably named Bridgeton.  There we watched the boat unceremoniously slung around, although this time it was made a little more interesting because the people operating the sling were ancient oaks- literally almost a century old, yet the men scrambled around like spring chickens, hopping to and fro swinging their hooks wildly.  This was all before I had so much as had a conversation with them about what they were supposed to be doing.  Bob, Frank, and Jim definitely knew what they were doing and it was clear I’d need to own a boat, and work around them for a few decades before I had the right to “talk shop” with them.  I could not help but be reminded of the three-blind-mice of infamy watching them work their magic.

This is what Bridgeton looked like from my perspective on arrival:




...and the very nice view of New Bern from the Bridgeton bridge on the way there.







This is Bob, one of Duck Creek Marina's three blind mice


Once the boat was safely in the water again I settled up with Chuck and his Truck, and was wished well as he pulled away to continue the transient life of a shipper.  He outlined his next few days, which covered more miles than the average American travels in a decade.  Then he was gone.

The boat getting taken off Chuck's Truck, just prior to getting wet again

The boat, still mast-less, was in a watery concrete bunker of sorts, and Colleen and I retired after hitting up the grocery store for some essentials and a Chinese takeout as a treat.  The Chinese was pretty bad (even for a rustic town called Bridgeton [under the bridge]) but the company made up for it.  Morgan made friends with the local yard-dog, Fred, who liked carrying around rocks and digging in the black waters of the marsh, which was everywhere.  It was going to be a very long drive back to Georgia for Colleen the following day, so we tried to take it easy and went to bed nice and early.

After Colleen’s departure the next morning I set about preparing the mast to be raised and remounted on deck.  There were electrical concerns that needed to be fixed including getting my steaming light (halfway up the mast) working, but just organizing the rigging and ropes after the highway trip proved to be a real frustration.  Together with the three Ancients we got the mast back on-deck Friday and I set about getting things locked down where they were supposed to be.

The "Ride" I borrowed from the Ancients to get to the store

By this point I had leaned on the three Ancients quite a lot, borrowing their bike with no (real) brakes to get to the nearest store, their expertise in the electrical domain, and their patience…  but Antonio was arriving the next day and only had a week to travel with me, so I couldn’t slow down.  I was having to get used to asking favors wherever I could because I uncharacteristically didn’t have my own transportation, nor an extra set of hands (which is needed for almost everything having to do with boat prep).

Antonio arrived the following morning and we continued the process of readying the boat.  In a massive miscalculation I decided to replace the jib halyard, and used a rope of questionable tensile strength to do so.  I figured that once the jib was up it didn’t need too much strength to stay up… which I later learned was not quite accurate.  Not before climbing the mast to run this dubious new line, however.  Antonio used the one proper rope I had on the boat to hoist me with a winch to the top of the mast which was quite the experience (one which I will have to repeat in the relatively near future).

That same day we met a young guy named Ryan who was working on his boat getting it ready to be put in the water for his own adventure.  He was very helpful, giving us a ride to West Marine so I we could repair a small tear in the mainsail with the aptly named product “Sail Tape”.  He also offered us some outdated charts that would come in handy and we found a note in the rain outside the boat with some advice and more well-wishing.  It reads like this:
Yo Guys,
Here’s the missing page from your chart book that will get you out of here. 
Also, I’ve attached some sage that you should light and circle the boat with (which was missing).  The protocol is typically to have a Portuguese virgin piss in your bilge, but the sage will have to do.
 Last, if you’re gonna leave the boat moored in Fl, hang some CDs on deck, otherwise you’ll come back to bird shit all over the place-
Ryan

A few more long trips by foot and bike to the grocery store (which was the closest building to Duck Creek Marina) and some drinking later and Antonio and I were ready (maybe) for our departure the next morning from New Bern










Shameless


Here is a schedule of how things went down over a week and a half, the embarkation of the adventure.  So much happened (much of it spilling from one day into the next) that it’s hard to keep it all straight.  Even now, two weeks later it seems like a few days since the boat got loaded onto the truck at the lake instead of a few weeks.  So many of these days could be characterized in one word “Stress”, but the truth of the matter is that it was also a lot of fun.  It’s hard to forget all the pacing and worrying I did, but it’s easy to remember how much fun it was to hang out with my friends and how helpful they were in bouncing my troubles around with me and helping figure out how to proceed.  There was a lot of laughing at the situation, even as it got quite serious.  There was an element of cosmic humor as I floundered about, trying to make up for being ill-prepared.

Tuesday the 14th – The boat goes on a big trailer

Wednesday the 15th – Colleen and I drive from Charlotte to New Bern
Friday the 17th – The mast gets back in place
Saturday the 18th – Antonio arrives in New Bern
Monday the 20th – We set out from New Bern
Tuesday the 21st – We tackle the first section of the ICW
Wednesday the 22nd – We attack the ocean
Thursday the 23rd – We return defeated, and head for a mechanic
Friday the 24th – We almost get arrested
Saturday the 25th – Antonio returns to Charlotte
Monday the 27th – I set out in the ICW alone


That brings me to now, even though filling in the gaps will take much longer to accomplish than glossing over with this (very) loose outline.  This doesn’t even scratch the surface.

But before we get to the good stuff in subsequent posts... this horrible thing:

I'm going to come right out and say it- I'm broke.
So broke this adventure is in risk of coming to an end before its time.  I will do everything in my power to stop that from happening- which is why I have to ask for any assistance anybody is willing to give.

My engine is broken down which, as it turns out, is a big deal for a sailboat.
The Intracoastal Waterway (ICW) is really more like a watery country road.  It's narrow, and shallow, and is poorly maintained.  Instead of pot holes, there are sandbanks, instead of traffic jams there is low tide, instead of road rage, there's bird shit.
When the wind dies or isn't in your favor there's not much to do but float aimlessly into a sandbank...  There's no room for tacking, or catching the wind, or for real sailing.

Even when the engine is fixed, it is clear that I will have far too many things left to pay for- the current list of items I'll probably list from time to time so you know what your donation will be going towards.
Right now the list reads something like this and will only include the most essential requirements:

Mechanic
Dinghy
Outboard motor
2nd Anchor
Backup bilge pump

The way you can help is to either click on the ads you see on this page, or to donate directly to my PayPal account.  I believe I get a fraction of a cent per ad click, so if you don't want to donate real money then that is the option I recommend.  Otherwise, real donations are likely to be what I actually see, because honestly I don't think I'm popular enough to support advertising revenue. 

Donations or not I guarantee I will do everything I can to keep this misguided adventure going- even as my loved ones forget me, nature tries to destroy me, and the law tries to snare me!  Viva la aventura! 


Monday, February 13, 2012

High and Dry

Well, a big week for the Big Venture!
The boat is in unfamiliar waters, which is to say, it's not in water...



Pulling the boat out of the water was the first step in getting it ready for the highway ride to the coast.  I'll be putting in at a boat yard in New Bern NC. on Wednesday the 15th.

It was a very eerie feeling watching my home get lifted out and hovering a few feet above where it belongs, but the doubt of seeing that way was quickly sideswiped by the knowledge that once it gets wet again, it will really be home in the open waters del mar.


The "MobileCrane" was pretty impressive lifting the 10,600 pounds out like it was picking up the dog.





A photo for scale here with the car pulled right up to the dry berth.  Boats look much bigger out of the water, and having to climb up a ladder to board is a strange twist as well.  The hull is in much better shape than I expected, with the paint being even and without too many blisters.  Since the money to repaint the hull is non-existent, it's great news that there aren't cracks and blisters all over the place. 



This was a somewhat nerve racking experience as a crane lifted the mast off the deck to lay it beside the boat, where I immediately got to work running new lines and figuring out how to pull it apart.




A short video that shows the delicate process of stepping a mast.  Had to help for the last bit...



And here she is, all disfigured and embarrassed, showing too much skin to be a real lady.


Next you'll see photos of the boat going on the trailer and then into the water at the coast (if all goes well!).
Til' next time,
Cheers!